Will it still be a billion after taxes?
I won't take the lump sum, I'd want that shit to be divided up over a couple of years. I'd give my parents 100 milli to start off the spending. I'd think I was debt free to them forever, but how can you fully give back to the people who created you? You can't put a price on life.
I'd open a Swiss bank account and watch the money slowly grow with interest. Only for the idea though, only to brag about my off-shore account. Like on the real, is it much safer than putting my money with Chase and Citi? Probably not.
Anyone who asks me for money would be immediately cut off from my life forever. Money changes even the people you love enough to think that nothing is gonna change them. All humans look out for self-interest, we are the worst fucking species to grace this universe's existence.
I'd buy that penthouse in Manhattan I always dream of. I'd buy a G-Wagon and put it in a garage because you're stupid if you're trying to drive anywhere in Manhattan.
I'd still finish college. Maybe I'd take more time in between grad school/medical school and graduation, but shit who knows? Who knows if I'll even have the motivation to keep going to school because right now in life I've hit the wall with school. I'm just dragging myself through bricks man, I've hit the wall.
The billion won't bring back Pac, it won't bring back Biggie. My grandparents are still gonna die one day and it won't stop that and it won't bring them back neither. Fuck, man.
Man, I spent $4 on that Powerball ticket today and I swear man, it only took $4 to spiral myself back into depression.
It took $4 for me to remember how sad I actually am in life. What the fuck is a billion gonna do to me, then?
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